It's pretty easy, don't tell women what to do with their bodies.

I don't think so. You know that huge wall you see way above you from Sen's fortress is the outer wall of Anor Londo, right? And the gargoyles fly UP to take you there after you beat the Iron Golem. Granted the castle itself is a bit lower than the outer wall but no way Anor Londo is lower than Sen's Fortress.

At a restaurant I worked at we had a name for #2, we called it "Food tourette's." Your order needs to be part of a sentence, not just words randomly blurted out. I was always infuriated by this exchange, until I learned of the medical condition.

Disc 2 is clearly better if only because you don't go to the Kislev sewers on that one.

Can't it be both? I've been going back and playing a lot of old RPGs lately. Some are still great (Chrono Trigger, FFX, Breath of Fire III) and some are very difficult to play with modern gaming sensibilities (FF "30 seconds to load each battle" IX, FF "worst camera ever with no option to invert" XII, and Xeno "All…

Ooh, that's a tough one to recommend. While the game has a great story, it has aged very poorly. Not just the graphics, but a high random encounter rate, long dungeons that don't advance the plot at all, and a run time of 80ish hours. Just be warned: It's a great game, but it's not a good game.

I think I do understand GTA, as I've played and beaten every one since GTA 3 (aside from the handhelds). Sure, good acting and uh... sophomoric satire do exist in the games (although they're not really that big of a staple of GTA. GTA 3's protagonist didn't even talk.) But surely most people would not play a GTA game…

SJW checking in. You really don't understand us at all, do you. For instance, I would also like to see GTA's cops be racist. Then Rockstar could comment on the issue and maybe that could serve some part in changing racism in the real world. A small part no doubt but no one action could possibly end racism.

Subtle? GTA?

Me and a friend ended up with 2 randoms for a few heists last night. One guy was not particularly great at his job but we beat it in a few hours. It wasn't really that terrible. I'll probably do some more heists with random players again tonight.

I played the first one with a friend, play the second one with same friend and some random players. No problems. PS3.

I've found that giving him a big beard helps.

The Metal Gear Solid HD collection is your best bet. It has MGS 2,3, and Peace Walker. It doesn't have 4 but you're not missing much there IMO. Plus this game actually takes place before MGS1, so the only ones you really need to play to catch up in the story are 3 and Peace Walker.

I also hated MGS 4. For all the reasons you listed, plus the totally indefensible "install every chapter". I love to go back to saves right before my favorite bosses and play them over and over again, but not if I have to wait 10 minutes every time.

Oh no, the guy with the penis avatar thinks poorly of me! *Sobs uncontrollably*

I care like they just found a cure for cancer.

I'll agree with the players here, and I say that as someone who hasn't played DOA in over a decade. Like yeah, I can see why the costumes are embarrassing. But if you're a competitive player you're obviously okay with it. If you weren't, well, there are lots of other less embarrassing fighting games you could've gone…

I'm buying a ps4 just for Bloodborne, but I'm a huge Souls fanboy.

I mean, I still don't like any of those games I negatively reviewed when I was a blogger, but I'm far less likely to be a hostile asshole about them. Don't get me wrong: I still believe that negative reviews are absolutely important to the medium, but I no longer take joy in ripping apart a game I didn't like just to…

Final Fantasy XIII got an 83.