Bart: Krusty, this camp was a nightmare! They fed us gruel, they forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!

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KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

Glaziers are skilled tradesmen, much like plumbers or electricians. They have to go through the whole apprenticeship and journeyman path to become glaziers. Calling a glazier a glass installer is like calling a master plumber a toilet unclogger. The master plumber is the guy who constructs the entire system and is…

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Get the fuck out of here with that “Oh it’s impressive until you see who he was playing against” bullshit.

Forgetting about Drew Magary and his magnum opus right here: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-is-going-to-get-his-ass-kicked-on-tuesday-1788618628

Grabbed her by the.....neck? That’s not the America I know.

“an enthusiastic former Chopped champion”