I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

We can all agree with this.

Does anyone else read “Polestar” and think it is a new reality TV show on Discovery Channel about strippers? No, just me? Really? Liar.

arranged on an upper surface at the rear of a vehicle in order to perform rectification at the time of traveling.

The images of the overall car, though, are much more excitingly weird, like a Miata crossed with a mid-’50s Corvette.

Where can I buy this hardtop for my Miata?

is the spoiler also the 3rd brake light? That’ll be cool - on hard braking, maybe it can also pop up like an airbrake, but due to the movement, also serve as a further warning for cars behind

I’m sure it’ll debut on the 2020 Mazda Cocktease with the LOL liter Trollactiv engine.

I assume the other few include the Civic Si, Type R, and 2018 Accord?

I’d almost agree IF kids weren’t in the equation.

When is there going to be a Fit Si? Because there totally should be a Fit Si...detuned 1.6 T with like 180 hp. Make it happen, Honda. Now that the FiST is dead in America, this would be an excellent replacement.

make me want to vomit up something from the ‘90s, like a Sega Saturn soaked in Mountain Dew.

It believed in itself. Take on the work week like an Oldsmobile Alero would!

This picture needs to be turned into a Meme

“Man, Shrek just left me here, I’m all alone and I’m hungry and...

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Worth more than 10 shares of FCA.