Pictured, where the numbers came from:

You’re basically describing a Range Rover. The upper-spec models are quite luxurious on the inside, and they’re all quite capable of some serious off-roading.

I have only driven one car with a zf 8 spd: a 2017 Q7 3.0t. It was as good as I could ask a torque converter automatic to be. Fast upshifts and crisp downshifts with little delay. That having been said, it seems like 90% of that is how the manufacturer tunes it. I’ve heard reviews going both ways on the zf.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

COTD. That’s it.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

One day Jalopnik is criticizing bureaucrats to remove the red tape surrounding autonomous driving and the next they’re criticizing a government entity for bypassing the red tape to do testing.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

Does the F-type SVR not count for 200mph?

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

Was the Hyundai commercial Billy Fuccillo and his god damn HUUUUUGGEEE ads? Because that would make me never buy a Hyundai.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

now we have the final design. And it looks, well, like a Model 3. Except uglier.

$200K? CP

Now that’s quite a pole position.

3/5 Mustangs

The Xterra is the first time I’ve ever agreed with any of the suggestions provided in one of these articles outside of the comments.

This excerpt is horrifying.