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I think there may still be one at the Lexus dealership in Ramsey, NJ

I find it entertaining that this is the most expensive production vehicle made in America. An Acura... who would have ever thought that.

Kill, fuck, marry...

this is really throwing a wrench in their financial targets

For some reason my car always decides to break down right before a Chuckie Cheese leaving me no option but to coast into their parking lot. Once parked it is a ritual to step out of the vehicle, yell a few expletives and then realize I’m surrounded by children and their parents. Then to top it off I just have to sit

you don’t?!

One person I knew from college got out of a ticket by telling the cop that he got too carried away while listening to Free Bird. I imagine the song was still playing when the cop approached the vehicle. Ended up getting away with a warning. Something tells me every cop out there has a soft spot for Free Bird...

I hope it they offer optional skinnies in the front

If they raised the beltline of the vehicle, it would go from but her face to a gf material

But even if he did pony up the taxes, it sounds like they wouldn’t let it in due to the fact it’s left hand drive. So much head scratching...

I saw him as well at Comedy Cellar and I hate to say it but his skit depressed me. All he did was talk about Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse and how terrible the name is.  

I feel like blind spot monitoring serves some beneficial assistance to the average driver. It requires them to be attentive enough to look in the mirrors to even use it.

Autopilot is a different story as it is giving drivers the confidence to not pay attention when it clearly should not be.

When riding an electric bike, how much extra fear does it instill knowing you don’t have screaming eagles to announce your presence?

All you need to search is “sema”

Bourne: Altima

The steering wheel looks so small in the cabin. Perfect for Donald’s hands.

Looks like the air flows through the grille and is directed through the vent in the hood to flow over the car and under the rear spoiler for moar downforce.