I hope they do. And, when they have to take ascorbic acid (vitamin C) for their scurvy, their little heads will explode.

I starred this because damn straight...and the only thing I have to add is that if someone doesn’t understand that “pumpkin spice” (as in, the spices used with pumpkin) is not the same as pumpkin itself, they should be forced to only have pumpkin spice lattes for the rest of time.

The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

I bought a pumpkin cheesecake cookie on my way home tonight and I am already starting to think about my turtleneck sweaters. I am a tried and true member of the cult of autumn. Caramel coloring or no caramel coloring I am a sheep and will consume all of your fake fall goods.

Can’t wait to see how smug Food Babe gets about this.

I filmed an “extremely awkward sex scene” once. I was dating this guy for about 3-4 months when he set up his iPhone on a tripod on the bedside table. WTF? NOOOOOooooooo. “It’s just so I can watch it later,” he said. GTFO OF MY HOUSE, I said.

‘“If you’re a committed lesbian and you are wearing trousers all your life, you won’t want to buy a Leger dress. Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely,” Couderc said.’

That’s spectacular! Omar is one of my all time favorite characters. “The Cheese Stands Alone...”
I need to work that into a showdown style confrontation despite the decided lack of those sorts of events in my life.

Flattered. Omar is awesome! And cheese is awesome. And being alone (as an introvert) is also awesome. You husband just gave you a triple complement of the highest order. Good man.

I think it’s romantic because Omar is the shit!

I remember seeing the previews for Grandma’s Boy and thinking “that looks like the single stupidest movie there ever was”. Then my brother was like, “just give it a chance!” SO damn funny. I am reminded of that movie all the time and now I think I know what me and the husband are gonna do tonight.

Happy Saturday!!! As I sit here watching Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, I wondered if anyone else has a list of movies they know by heart but don’t want to let people know that. And then I said to myself, “Yeah, I am not the only one.” Guilty pleasures are a thing, and they are oh such a good thing when spending…

Hey fellow introverts - what are you favorite survival techniques? I’ve had a bunch of travel the past two weeks and next week have to go a four day conference of presentations and networking. I currently have energy for interacting with others that is roughly equivalent to the juice in a raisin. Trying to find a way…

OMG, the Starbucks secret menu is the fucking worst.

If you don't finish all of your dinner, wrap it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge to keep it fresh! #lifehack #kitchenhack

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

Can we talk about the use of the word “hack”?

While we’re at it, can we stop calling tips “hacks”?!?!

You deserve a Pulitzer or a Nobel Peace Prize or an Oscar for this.

I prefer double-secret menus.