Have you read the thread?!

I’m following you now because I inherently love anyone who refers to their child as a little mofo.

How the hell does a daycare “run out of sunscreen” at a water park?

Probably just that they have had properly applied sunscreen for most of their lives.

“They have pristine, very fair and unclimatized skin,”

I loved this article. I felt like I was there. Like, I’m still sweaty and I feel all yoga blissed out. And a little buzzed from the beer. And I thought they were taller.

Beer Bud Light and yoga? Ugh.

Not my story, but a friend once was a flight where a family had seven kids between 5 and 8 with them. They had gift bags for everyone in the surrounding seats AND payed for all the booze of those passengers. Thats fucking trying in my book. I usually get the parent who doesn’t even ASK their kid to stop kicking my…

This is terrifying and hilarious. I can’t stop looking at it and laughing.

So the whole sleeping with him thing didn’t help? I’d almost imagine that I could exorcise the crush out of myself that way.

I think I’m behind this person on my daily commute. And no, they never can figure out which lane to commit to. Oh wait, must be a different person, the one I’m behind always stops dead in the right lane to make a left turn across three lanes of traffic.

Fair. BUT have you seen the ones where each of the seven children have their own unique ones revealing their abilities (sports, science, etc.)? AND the ones that include their dogs? (I do not hold this against dogs.)

Oh I just randomly wear them around the house all the time. I may or may not be sitting on the sofa right now, in pajamas and a bun, wearing NARS Audacious in “Fanny.”

I am never without something on my lips, even in the middle of the night, even if it’s just clear balm. I recently “rediscovered” this whole lipstick thing after a decade or more of only wearing tinted / shimmery glosses, and with you on the whole “CAN’T GET ENOUGH” thing. I’m up to...maybe 50? :(

There’s a running joke amongst the general population of where I live that if someone has a “HE > I” bumper sticker, that car will inevitably cut off as many other cars as possibly in rush hour traffic.

It is REALLY good. I typically carry that Givenchy one more often, tho, as it seems to deposit a bit more color? Also have two from the Silver Screen line and they are SO DAMN GOOD.

I assume we’re talking Makeup Bag That Lives In Your Purse For Touchups, not the stash of makeup in the bathroom at home?

I once drank a bottle of vermouth i found in a cupboard at my cottage when i was i think 14 and almost lost my virginity , steer clear of that stuff... (I obviously know in my late twenties it isn't meant the be drank alone)

I am an avid reader. Like, I DEVOUR books. I learn so many cool things while reading, and I’m all about escaping my own reality for a little while (without the help of drugs, since I get drug tested frequently for my job). Is anyone else like this? And if so, what have you learned from reading? I have learned, at a…