I know, they are wild, right?

HAMILTON AND FUN HOME

Um, why would you be ashamed? ITS THE FUCKING BEST.

EDIT: I’m obsessed with Hamilton the Musical right now in the worst/best way possible. My son loves it too. And we move into my vent freak out which is kind of music related because I’m a musical theatre actor? (Honestly I don’t know if I’ll get to post tomorrow night, so here you go)...:

LOVE Ibeyi! I’ve got to say, I only know about them from NPR, but that was a great introduction.

#babiesandnocomputers :(

NOOOOOOO

Fuck centipedes. Seriously. My philosophy with small critters is that if they have more limbs than I do they can go FUCK OFF. Centipedes are the fucking worst.

Close enough to an insect...

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS

I didn’t finish my thought process, oops! Lol on first date he went into graphic detail about how he made the salad. We’re talking exact measurements. He talked about tossing salads for most of our date. It was... Unsettling

Ah the Keg. We have those in WA state. It has actually been helpful in dating situations. Once a manboy told me that one of his favorite jobs was being the “salad guy” at the Keg. No second date required.

His doctors haven't pinpointed what it is, but whenever he accidentally eats something with vinegar BAM, his throat swells and he can't breathe.

These allergies are the worst! I’m allergic to apples and my husband is SEVERELY allergic to vinegar. Eating out is a fucking nightmare

Jesus Christ. I would tell coffeedouche to go have his next 30 birthdays at another Starbucks. Or I would throw the coffee at his head and walk out.

Today I found out that my husband changed his ringtone to Omar whistling “The Cheese Stands Alone” from The Wire. And now apparently when I call, the personal ringtone is “Oh shit! Omar comin’!”

Oh man. Grandma’s Boy. My favorite stoner movie, hands down.

I want to physically injure someone if they use or post a “life hack”. WTF.

ANY post that uses the word “hack” and isn't about computer hackers is automatically just the worst.

I call it like it is.