Once my crotchdropping (yeah, I’m using that forever now, thank you) starts going to daycare that kid better have sunscreen attached to a utility belt. Thank you sun allergy....

Yeah, I have a ginger kid, that little mofo can’t go outside without SPF protection. Definitely not acclimated to Florida sun.

PALM FACING DOWN DUDE YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. lol

Champagne toasts for everyone! Every yogi knows bubbles are where its at.

Weak. I prefer to do shots of tequila before I bend.

I love it. They don’t need to toe the line at all. Give me more Pinot Noir with my fast car.

This is what my husband sends to people whenever its appropriate. Yeah. Its a thing now. haha

It could go two ways. If the sex is terrible then its over, or, like I experienced, its fucking awesome and we would have quickies before class and posture clinics (we were in a yoga training together that was at a hotel, a little TOO convenient).

You’re welcome.

You mean.... This face?

I have learned that “one sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes.”

That sounds about right.

LOL it's kale, spinach, lime, cucumber, and pineapple juice! I feel like that mix would end very poorly...

Ooooooh I love that color!!!

I think I’m numb to the stick figure families. I grew up in Mormon land, so you can use your imagination with that.

But the Mercedes symbol in place of the Peace symbol is just amazing. LOL

YES. I even wear YSL Rouge Pur Couture while teaching hot yoga, and practicing as well. Because fuck it all, I want to feel glamorous even while sweating like a maniac.

I wish makeup was more practical in my day to day life because I do high quality makeup. Regardless I still hoard good lipstick. I can’t get enough of it. Even on days when I wear nothing else, a bold red lip is sometimes necessary.

Sending you some love. You are strong

Aside from the fact that you have fantastic taste in makeup, I LOVE Hello Sailor! Poppy is my yoga twin. I love her and her whole product line.