I second this recommendation!

It doesn’t address the SPF issue, but I have super sensitive skin and like to use a little jojoba oil or burt’s bee’s baby oil. I’m late twenties but would like to think my skin looks early twenties.

LOL I wish it were a sex marathon! You look at me in a sexual manner and I get instapregnant. Not hot.

Baby. I guess that’s good. LOL

Oh apparently its National Dance Day. FLY BITCHES FLY

My conscience would probably take the form of a snow leopard? Is that where we’re going with this?

We did not plan ahead. We only have green juice, sparkling water, and vermouth

I'm the worst about this. God speed and don't do what I did (sleep with them). Wish I could help!

Mascara and concealer!

THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WANTED (But not really). I’M ALSO OUT OF BOOZE. PLEASE SEND HELP. FOLLOW THE SMOKE SIGNALS.

Blerg. I’ll stick with my heavy cream thanks.

If you knew the dad I knew

Hasn’t stopped other hospitals. :(

And no, we were not dating then this happened.

Yep. That is 100% of my debt. I think total my debt is about $10k, which isn’t terrible, but it still stresses me out. Medical debt sucks balls. Thankfully, places like Memorial Sloan-Kettering will rarely ever send you to collections. Not sure how this works, but I’ve had bills in the past that I honestly forgot…

Oh wait wait... I get it

LOL it was an issue with my diet. He was allergic to dairy (we know now) and breastfed babies can poop like crazy