This would happen in certain harmonies in choral music, usually a tenor note. We called it the “O” note.

I think I secretly masturbated on a plane while flying first class. Not sure, I was wasted.

LOL I ended up listening to Book of Mormon after it had just been released and was bouncing around and grinning like a fool. Guy next to me asked what I was listening to. I say Book of Mormon. He smiles and says, “That’s wonderful! I didn’t know there was an audiobook version!”

It could always be worse. My ex once blacked out and pooped in his friend’s family’s box of Christmas ornaments. At least these people were strangers

In middle school I definitely printed out about 300 pages of Sailor Moon fanfiction for my flight to Europe. That's basically the same thing.

Danke!!

YES.

DBSBPT can I be selfish and ask you to find and ungray my post/entry? You are an ungraying savior

That gives me hope. We have a lot of flights in our future so I hope and pray that people will continue to be tolerant. Luckily the kid is pretty damn cute and that can fend off some annoying people. And if there is a TV on the back of the seat he will stand up and dance along to something (last time Singin’ in the…

I JUST DO THINGS.

Okay, honest moment. I am terrified of the courtesy flush. I have a phobia of the toilet water moving or making sounds while I’m sitting on the bowl. I know, I know. Its real though. If someone has just used the bathroom, even if I’m about to pee my pants, I have to wait for the tank to fill up before I sit down. No,…

My last experience was similar. Not being sick, but it was titty time the WHOLE TIME. Fuck it man, you gotta do what you gotta do. And I completely agree, when people see that you are trying as hard as humanly possible to make your baby have the least negative effect on other people’s flight experience as possible…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Even on flights that don’t have a changing table I still take one for the team and balance my kid on the toilet seat to change them. People are such assholes.

The first time I flew first class across the country I got HAMMERED. Granted, my father had unexpectedly died two days beforehand while I was in NYC for a photoshoot and the president of his company flew me home first class. I think I cried through 8 gin and tonics. It was not pretty.

Oh sweet baby jesus. Maybe that’s the only way she could fly without a horse tranquilizer? Not an excuse, but totally plausible.

My at the time 3 month old decided to poop about 3-4 times on each leg of our flight. Yeah, that was fun.

In the airport in Sao Paulo there was a guy anxiously pacing around near our gate who was obviously homeless. Horrific probably-hadn’t-washed-in-weeks smell. The asshole little voice in my head thought, “Thank god I’m flying business class.” Who sits next to me? Homeless guy. That’s when it gets weird. The guy is…

Orlando, you’re just wrong.

I thought the same thing.