I think I locked myself in my room for two days after I finished it the first time. Pure devastation.

Thank you, and of course. Its a weird and confusing experience that I don’t wish anyone to be on.

He’s not allowed to use knives until he’s in college. #KEEPTHOSEFINGERS

Wine slushies are the shit.

Fantastic!!!

His name is Will, for obvious reasons ;)

You life. You just do it. I’ve had cancer twice and you just do it. Having cancer does not forgive us of our wrongdoings, nor does it make you a saint. It just makes you human. Horrible things happen to all kinds of people. Sometimes being faced with death can put things into perspective for some and who knows, your…

Buying a house is absolutely not silly, and absolutely stressful! I’m so sorry you’ve been doing this for over a year.

Champagne. All the time. All the time. All the time.

I am the WORST with this. The only thing I can do to fix this is to set up classes or appointments, even with myself, in locations away from the home.

Holy shitballs that is what dreams are made of!

Finished off a bottle of sparkling wine, ate way too much super spicy Indian food, and watching Downton Abbey (OH MY GOD ISIS). Happy Saturday my friends!!

Don’t look for it. It popped up from something else I was looking at (cute dog and baby videos) and I couldn’t help myself. I needed to rage a little.

Seriously.

I know. Its truly disgusting. If someone ever did anything like that to me I would physically hurt them. Very very seriously hurt them.

Dirty joke intended :D

Not okay. Not as bad as the “drowning baby prank” that popped up on youtube recently, but still pretty terrible.

WHAAAAT?! Yay!!!

breakfast all day is probably the best idea so far.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.