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I had/have every intention of changing it (got married 2 years ago) but between multiple changes of address, having a baby, and life I just haven’t gotten around to it.

I really wish I could eat dairy right now so I could have this. I love BJs!!!

Tell me about it. To my doctor’s credit she never actually used this term when speaking to me, she just described what was happening in detail. I take it that she doesn’t like the term either. Although, I managed to carry full term, which was incredible in and of itself.

I feel like I could have written this. I hated being pregnant but I love being a mother. Although my pregnancy was difficult (incompetent cervix and lots of bed rest) everything you said about body image is spot on.

I totally do though. You're talking to the person who is developing a musical based off of a This American Life episode story, so I might not be normal...

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The theatre nerd in me is not totally thrilled about another movie->musical. Now, that being said, if they could get Laurence O’Keefe and Kevin Murphy (creators of Heathers: The Musical) to write a new score instead of a jukebox musical I could jump on board for that. If you haven’t seen/heard anything from Heathers,

But Fun Home isn’t a remake of a movie, adapting a graphic novel is totally different. Musicals are great, but movies turned into musicals can be very hit or miss.

She should just own it. You know she’s going to love her baby at the end of the day, so why go through all the bullshit of apologizing to try and appease others, just say ‘hater’s gonna hate’ and ovary up. Don’t let your kid someday see this while they’re wandering through the dark halls of the internet. We can all

Okay, riddle me this, why the fuck are so many people running in the Republican primary? If they know they aren’t going to get the nomination (because seriously) why not run third party if they really want to be on the presidential ballot? The whole thing looks like a pissing contest of who has more money/crazies on

YAAAAASSSS

Her Hitler-stache is looking particularly wide today.

Without a doubt.

This seems like it would be the most enjoyable part of a christening, but that’s just me.

Hey, it's better than the motherfucking R train.

While I did not feel cute, sexy, or even remotely attractive while I was pregnant, I can now kind of understand where my husband was coming from when he told me how hot I was pregnant. Very interesting read

I was right there with ya. I really hated being pregnant. I never felt cute and I didn’t “dress the bump”. I dressed the frump. This article does give me some insight into how my husband thought I looked so hot.

Holy fucking shit. Poor girl. And poor wife/fiancée who married such a fuckwad. I’m also extra pissed that this douchenozzle used his position of power to fuck her around like this. This whole thing is heartbreaking. Normally I’m not a fan of airing out dirty laundry, but find a way to contact the wife. Jesus.

Farmer’s market FTW! Although this time of year is tough in Miami, there is only one farmers market open year round and its WAY more expensive than Whole Foods produce. But the Indian food vendor is fucking magical.

Here’s what I’ve learned so far from being a mother: You do you. Its going to be terrible and its going to awesome all at the same time. Regardless of your age, being a parent is still a learning curve that everyone goes through. I’m of the opinion that there is never the “perfect time” to become a parent. You just do

The mother proceeds to tell my manager that I was extremely rude to them and that I lied to them about the wait time because I was “discriminating” (wat) against them.