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Slip n Slide Yogi
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“Invite” is a strong word. Our invitation was an open Facebook group so.... Yeah

Dead?! What happened to that many people??

That's awesome!!!

I don't have tv so TALK PEOPLE

For real though.

I desperately wanted someone to go and get fucking DESTROYED and be a complete menace.

When it was announced I was in awe of the sheer lunacy of it all. This is the stuff movies are made of.

Yeah that's what they are doing as well. Definite no.

Our 10 year high school reunion was supposed to be a $45 Mexican buffet in a funeral home. Not enough people bought tickets so it just got canceled. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I can’t stop laughing.

I try to do my yoga practice at home and I end up with sore boobs from my dog pouncing on my chest in just about every posture. The claws on cats would freak me out...

I can confirm, chips on a sandwich can be awesome. Chip choice is very important though.

Oh Aziz, I want to give that little man a hug! The fact that its a polaroid makes it that much better.

Also, I want to party Gwendoline Christie. Carrying a bottle of Moët is how you do it.

5’8” seems right to me if both the ladies are in heels... I’ll believe it.

Very appropriately, after reading this, I went and picked up an order from Five Guys and some woman in front of me was complaining that one of her kid’s little bacon cheeseburger had bacon on it. .... The cashier said, “Yeah, those have bacon on them. So you want a cheeseburger instead? ... Do you want cheese on it?”

Very true, her whole ensemble seemed to be a fluke. My personal favorite was Victoria’s, just amazing!

Why can’t we treat each other like human beings?

Yes, I am mamma too! We have recently started introducing solids (my son had dropped from the 57th percentile to the 25th from his 2 month and 4 month appointments so we started solids early to see if it would help) and its great. I had to change my diet as well, it seems he’s intolerant to dairy and soy, and he is

Yes! Seeing her this week!

Seriously, never do yoga?! What is going on with your back if you don't mind me asking?