When did microwaves get TV screens in them and where do I get one?

If that couple were black, they would be dead.

Brown sugar and cinnamon morels? He deserves that police visit.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

Actually reading the article? No thanks.

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

This is why Americans wonder why the rest of the world loves soccer.

This makes sense! What’s next, teaching all players to bunt for easy hits against the shift??

Dude, if she really spent time in jail for lying about a previous assault, the writers at Deadspin fucked up. They missed an incredibly important detail, and they didn’t do their fucking jobs, simple as that. And it’s exacerbated by the fact that their fuckup was happening while they were railing on the Lions and Pats…

They need to put him on the stand, I’m always partial to a grilled Reuben.

I recognize that I am not qualified to speak on this case or the larger issue of domestic violence. So I won’t. Hope everyone has a great Friday.

It’s an easy figure for most people to understand. A detailed examination of the expenses you expect to have in retirement would be better. I think the salary multiple is just meant to give you a ballpark figure, with the assumption that your current expenses are roughly equal to your salary.

Salary is such a ridiculous measurement anyway—especially during your 20s-30s when you should be making significant gains with experience. I make 2x my starting salary when I graduated six years ago, so while I’ll certainly have sizeable savings by the time I’m 35, it’s likely not going to keep pace with my rapidly…

A fucking TENT?
Everyone else gets by with a cozy fridge box, big spender.

My first job out of college (B.S. in Construction Management) paid $54,000/year plus a 10% travel incentive, among many other benefits of travelling, but for this purpose, my salary was effectively $60,000 (and this was in 2010 - so this same amount is about $69,000 in today’s dollars). These jobs and companies exist.…

The game of +1 was lost in the late 90s. This version of +1 isn’t really really +1, but basic entertainment for the dude on the street that has no idea what to do with his life. He watches +1s for a few years, drinks craft beer, and eventually dies.

Being white must be fucking horrible. They’re scared of everything.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Tell me more about the “first page” of Deadspin and how you think blogs work

This is awesome