Yeah, but ribies is fun to say.

Can we do the Trump hair thing tonight?

+110%

It’s to teach you how to play the right way and learn unwritten rules.

No, the chances are zero.

Typical East mentality.

Eastern conference non-Lebron is the new fly over state.

Vaya con Dios.

I call bullshit. Xscap3 isn’t a real name. 

It’s the mock crab of sports. Cheap and tasty so you can consume way more that you need whenever you want... and usually it tastes better than the cheap crab that your team is going to sell you when only a handful of teams serve up fresh king crab.

If somehow we could combine baseball and basketball. Baseball is way more exciting during the game. Basketball owns the last minute. We could call it....

You have to live before you can have a death spiral. When has soccer been anything more than the sport that trailed football, baseball, basketball, hockey, golf, tennis, the Olympics or maybe even the X games?

They are just looking for The Iron Sheik.

I get painting the owners as evil, but really, you’re going with a photo of Lord Voldemort? That seems a bit excessive.

They dont need 2 teach typing anymore. Just give R future workforce a mini thumb keyboard n send them off 2 the biz world. Right?

I’m pretty sure that anyone who’s had to file a restraining order against a psycho ex can decipher what’s going on here. He/she is just in the full frontal public faze of the break-up right now. Just wait until he tries to burn the dorm down or boil the wolverine mascot.

“Does anyone want to talk to me about my dumba— play”

Pretty sure it was just “Rainy Day Man #40"

To be fair, the ref who had the angle to see it off the glass from the side (rather than the rest who see a dark puck on a dark background) had to turn away before the puck hit the glass or he would have taken a stick to the face.

The Leafs are done. If that is how they need to win, it isn’t sustainable. The Bruins should have scored at least 4 times in the third alone. Absolutely horrendous D in Leaf’s zone.