elmstreetelocution--disqus
Elm Street Elocution
elmstreetelocution--disqus

How sweet. Dark meat.

You're the Manwich now, bitch!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. First, they tried burning me.

[Slices off thumb]

Then they tried burying me.

[Slices off index finger]

But this… this is my favorite.

[Gives middle finger salute]

They even tried holy water!

[Slices off middle finger, drops hand and then holds it up again