I have no idea about your history or experience, but based on your question and general demeanour I’d spend a few bucks on racing school first.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

Well, she was 6' 4", redhead, great breasts. . . but, you know, the borderline personality disorder really hurt.

We’re getting too much rain in MD to get a lot of spiders - they’ve made little spider boats and floated away to spider land somewhere in California.

We could just play “I Spy with my Little Eye” instead of NPOCP...

What’s with these comments? Am I on Twitter? This is a nice divergence, well done and a new concept.... Not everyone’s cup of heffewiezen, but a nice take.

Dear God it's beautiful with the added bonus of really pissing people off. Definitely a win win

We’re all senile here.

Whose kidney are we selling?

That’s the cleanest 914 I’ve seen in a long time. The period body kit makes it interesting... not better or worse, just interesting.

I couldn’t be any more god-damned sick of that fucking song.

As funny as the shirt is...

Ditto.

No, just no. This bike didn’t cost that much new, 25 years ago. It’s not rare, unique, or in anyway collectible. I’m a fan of 90's Japanese bikes and these were meant for those folks that thought a Rebel was too butch. The “improvements” clearly diminish what value the bike once had.

$20 says he added those straight pipes to piss off the neighbors. $50 says he has some sort of hearing loss after riding around like that. Heck, my ears are ringing just looking at those pictures.

Man, with rusty pipes like that, I guarantee the “builder” took the time to properly re-jet and tune the carburetors.

Or for less money you can get one that hasn’t been butchered: https://www.cycletrader.com/listing/1994-Honda-CB-250-NIGHTHAWK-5007809610

If the pillars are really intact there are at least a couple of options:

That’s an interesting way to spell Hudson

woah you two. settle it with a gun and knife like gentlemen.