The base is so delusional they even love it when they get screwed.

Saying that this Presidency is based on white supremacy and enriching the rich is just hyperbolic.

Saying that this Presidency is based on white supremacy and enriching the rich is just hyperbolic.

I wish I could give you all the stars for that one. It’s just so incredible to me the people who express “thoughts and prayers” at every opportunity just can’t wait to fuck over their fellow Americans. And the base just loves it!

Another day, another industry or shitty group enriched or empowered, another group or demographic oppressed or fleeced further. Just another day of business as usual in the Trump regime.

He only hires con-artists, noisemakers and fog machines.

God, that face. What I wouldn’t do to feed it a double serving of knuckle sandwich...

No one needs to buy a $78k car, but Tesla needs to sell a $78k car.

I’ve never understood why people would advertise driving the Official Pace Car. It’s not a race car, it’s known for riding around with its hazards on and holding up traffic.

Some mornings, after a fitful night’s sleep, you just want to watch the world burn.

Whoever buys it has to shout TURBOCHARGE everytime the turbo lights come on

“America is full of morons”

I enjoy Elizabeth’s pieces because the language is generally well-constructed. I called her out on that sentence because it was weak. And called her out on lack of details. You want I should excoriate her? I prefer to encourage as I tend toward the positive.

I did not mean Ligenfelter. I mean a regular C5.

You’re just cranky because of the goop in your vagina.

derp

Is that really so different from standing at the exit of a Cars & Coffee?

Grandpa Lefty always said, “Keep yer dick-skinners away from spinny shit.”

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.