Super cool country we live in! Aren’t you proud of it!

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

I hate NASCAR and wish its death a million times over, however the drivers are legit.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

If only the Jack Sparrow thing had never happened...

I try and pretend that I’m not apart of that lowest common denominator the NFL thrives upon, but I am. And you are too. The sport is dumb and I’m dumb for watching it.

Which shows how completely inept sports acumen is in this weird little city. We shower Junior with praise while completely ignoring his whiny petulance that happened not once, but twice. So fucking glad they named a street after Edgar.

Totally worth it though!

Just smoke a fucking cigarette for christ’s sake. Or quit smoking. You look like a fucking idiot and I’m tired of being inside of a Spy Hunter simulator during my commute.

Thought the same things when I heard Canseco wrote a book about stuff.

Both of my grandfathers died of Alzheimer’s and I was able to see up close and personal how absolutely brutal and terrifying the whole experience is. Odds are, I will get it too. I’ve told my wife and our friends to put me down when they know it’s time.

So, we’re past the point where it’s safe to assume that Johnny is that douchebag we all grew up with that never got caught, but finally got caught?

Read the headline. Spontaneously came in my pants.

ESPN should sue Chris Berman for being terrible. I would like to discover how much dirt he has on the suits upstairs.

What’s scary is that I work with a lot of idiots (I failed at life) who have never expressed any desire to talk about politics/voting. Until now. They are all voting for Trump and their misplaced logic and anger is very real.

I’ll take Jordan’s brutal honesty over Wilson’s crafted and scripted bullshit any day of the week.

Change my pitch up. Smack my face up.

Dottie knew too.

Dottie knew too.

How much dirt does this motherfucker have on the suits upstairs?