I know the default “adult” response is: “You shouldn’t stop being friends with someone that holds different political views than you.” You know what? Fuck that. If you’re my friend, relative, etc., and you voted for Trump DIAF. I don’t want to know you, I don’t want to be friends with you, and I don’t want to love…

Give them a sense.....OF PRIDE. sexual chocolate...SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!

Barack, just get drunk. Like, get hammered and stumble toward the nearest (safest) billiard room, smoke, talk and shoot the shit, get even drunker, and then stumble (safely) back into the bed of your loving, concerned, and understanding arms of Michelle. You goddamn deserve it.

I’m drunk. I’ll be drunk ‘til the 9th. kthanxbai

Good. Fuck them and their fake hipster douche coach. As Ryu said: “Hawtakeyuken!”

Is that maw daughtaw in theya?

Hawt take but stick with me. I am so fucking angry right now and I want to throw up. I can’t even imagine the pain.  Our son turned 5 today and if this happened to him I would kill the shooter, his/her parents, and whoever the fuck else looked at me wrong that day. It sounds terrible and I’m terrible for having though…

Batman sucked.

I’m 1000% positive that Jezebel is on this.

I think they look like dumb fucken frat douches but to each their own. What surprises me is that these lockeroom celebrations are shown on TV, considering the culture/hawt take/PR climate we live in.

This is terrible, off topic, and I’m terrible, but jesus christ she is hot.

FUCK HIM BRO. THERES LIKE 50000 DUDES THAT WULD TAKE HIS SPOT IN A HEARTBEAT. HE NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND TAKE HIS PUSSY ASS BACK TO WHATEVER PLANTAIN ASS COUNTRY HIS DAD CAME FROM.

Small goals, guys. I’ve ignored for two weeks now but have checked my phone from time to time. Goal for today: Do Not Check Phone. None of it matters.

Who gives a fuck!

Or maybe you could show the world that we have the freedom to choose not to show displays of affection for people and symbols without fear of reprisal because you know, FREEDOM. Their fucking statement reeks of corporate bottom line self interest. Disgusting.

The lack of self awareness shouldn’t surprise me, yet it still does. It’s like Warner Brothers produced and directed this photo shoot.

I’ve got this problem. For the past two years I’ve made a half-assed promise to myself and my family that I was done with football. We cut cable, etc., and I managed to stay away until about week 10 each season before my primal stupid fucking instincts took over and I was trying to peak over the curtain to get a…

Tawanna already told me all of that.

I like women. I like to stick my ding-dong in them. But now I’m wondering if he would stick his ding-dong in me because jesus christ look at his face.

It’s wonderful and great if you’re wonderful and great.