*SPOILER ALERT* This replaces the Wii U. Oh, and Paper Mario Color Splash came out last week.

Uh, you said that already. Just put the keyboard down now...and walk away.

Pretty sure I saw a “solid” controller in the video. And if you don’t want to bring video games wherever you go, why have mobile games? Maybe you should just buy the new Classic NES and call it a day.  Mario and friends will set aside time to cry for your departure, I’m sure...after they get back from the bank.