Don't worry Steam, we all get hacked sometimes; just ask Xbox LIVE and Kotaku.

Oh come now, wouldn't you feel safe if everyone had a gun? When was the last time you seen a shoot-out at a gun show?

Best Stop action short? I guess you never heard of Plamoo.

Wow, those stupid lasers went from "annoying in movie theaters" to "potentially life threatening". Should be considered attempted murder, maybe that'll teach em.

@TnOdyssey001: Yeah I thought so too, sort of.

I really hope that is Zero Suit Samus in 11, if it is I am pleased.

That Maggie helm looks so out of place. Lookin like Shredder over there.

Uh oh, if you moves from China to Mexico, you would make 1 times more money. Oh fiddle-sticks.

@Reavyn: It's coming out in May dude. Unless you have like perfect memory then you don't have to worry.

Haha, the jokes on you thieves! My wife makes my money disappear faster than you can say ATM.

Well the secret ooze is not so secret anymore.

Woah, I'd love to see the instruction novel.

War never changes.

...and yet females prefer to talk about sex with their father than their mother. Women never cease to amaze me.

@pjcard: But it's....so cheap.

It's easy to make money these days. Heck, we all could make money off of this by suing her if we get skin cancer.

@botanicidal: I was struck with an thought I should have had in the first place. Like my future self telling me something I should have seen coming.

@botanicidal: Wow you just blew my mind.

Oh man I wanna see a Hypercane. C'mon the Day after Tomorrow.

One step closer to mindreading.