Man, Toto is going to make a fortune.

...and yet it manages to sneak 80@ on Rotten Tomatoes.

Why did he have to be holding that bottle like that, and right there.

@hawkeye18: The fact that you and I know that, makes us both lose.

@blehbleh13: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now; When are the pancakes coming in the mail?

@shift123:

@jetRink: Brilliant! I knew I recognized this idea from somewhere.

I sure hope he doesn't have a return policy. I wouldn't.

Universe Mother

I like their idea though of a decomposable loud bag; this way I can tell if my roommate is stealing my chips.

@BiddyBalboa: They better outweigh the negatives though.

@aek8: Time changes, comedy changes, but people don't.

Awww no Blood Falls?

Man I could have photoshopped something way better than #1.

@meatbag_pussrocket: Not really, it takes 2 seconds to type in "beer goggles" in Google Images.

@ChaosCon: It's a shame that it's still a game of chance; despite all your best efforts someone else probably isn't as cautious as you are.

@moonshadowkati: It still boggles my mind how texting is just another fad, but instead working in reverse; we have clearly a superior method of communication that has evolved from beepers, and people choose to instead text and move backwards.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: More importantly however, a place to play my childrens' card games.

This is going to be auto-tuned so fast. I called it, just like that Double Rainbow song.

@Walking Eye!:The Business-Casual Gamer: Why so sterious?