@mikeman06: Planes are naturally aerodynamic so if they fall front first they probably won't make as big a splash as you would think.

This article has all the makings of promotion worthy comments. I don't even know where to begin.

Well, at least they know you are not supposed to let them touch.

Get on the ball!

Venera actually landed on Venus in 1970, over 40 years ago. Man do I feel old now.

@FriedPeeps: Uh oh.

This article could have been called "A Knife Made From Green Apple Jolly Ranchers" and I would have been fooled.

@GusF: That's right, practice always makes perfect.

@shibbybypass: I was going to post something just like this, but then I remembered I owned an iPhone.

@BoscoH: Someone photoshop two hands on there, stat!

@TendoMentis: True, but really what hasn't been done? Almost every single good idea has been used up.

Why is Texas is always about getting fatter?

Awesome, now we just got 5 more years to make flying cars and hover boards and we will be set chronologically.

@FrankN.Stein: No, they dream of Electric Sheep.

Wait....you telling me you guys don't eat your newspapers..?

@Barion: I would if it costs that much. I may look like a weirdo, but my screen will be flawless.

@JS_Drupal: Take care of it as you would a infant then. I am sure you haven't dropped a baby have you?

@iElvis: If it was me, the Yottabyte wouldn't be enough.

100 Trillion bucks?! I'll wait for a special offer on Newegg to buy a Yotta HDD.