I feel bad for all the drop-dead gorgeous women attending the World Cup that weren't offered modelling contracts.

All it took was seeing the replay once to know that it was serious, but you'll forgive casual viewers for thinking soccer players take dives.

That's the joke.

Did she already know she'd become a mommy blogger when she named the kid Marlow, or does giving your kid a name like that somehow create the desire to blog about it?

She doesn't need financial aid, as she has a pretty lucrative job she can do. She can set her own hours, and the pay rate is pretty high. She actually has arguably the best job a student could have.

Those relationships occur all the time. Apparently they're totally okay when the guy is rich and handsome. This story is "a fat guy asked me out."

I'm actually surprised that the collection of stories in this article isn't worse. It is unreal how awful and disgusting some customers can be to servers. Also, the guy in the first story's biggest crime seems to be that he was unattractive.

Oh, fuck off, you bully.

Jeebus, some women have such a chip on their shoulder when it's suggested they take a more active role in their own safety. "Why should we have to?" Because you do. I'm sorry, it sucks, and I wish it were different. But it's not. You have to.

This whole thing is stupid, and Machado definitely overreacted. But I don't think this necessarily has to do with the Unwritten Rules of Baseball. Even if you're not the type to try to enforce some sort of code, you might take exception with what you think is a cheap shot. Machado is still wrong, but maybe not in the…

How should I feel about the fact that Miss Pennsylvania's opportunity to be an outspoken advocate for sexual assault prevention rides on how good she looks in a bikini?

Truer words were never spoken.

Yesterday it was a Chris Rock bit. Today it's Chappelle. I'm loving this new trend of linking to great stand up comedy bits to make the definitive statement on a given conversation.

Good for him for offering a real apology, and good for those affected by his insult for getting the apology they deserve.

I think you're really, really misreading the show. Louie isn't always the victim. He's always the asshole. He has explicitly stated this, too.

All these scenes that make people feel uncomfortable are THE ENTIRE POINT. Louie is willing to make himself look bad and be the asshole in all these situations, and have another character show or tell him why he's wrong. A woman tells him expressly that he, as a white guy, feels entitled to anyone and anything.…

Things cost money. Get over it.

Jesus Christ, now we're just complaining about every thoughtful gesture meant to protect women?

I'm not sure I understand the ire of this article. Yes, the real problem to address is the actual likelihood of assault, but in the meantime I do think it's a good idea for women to carry self-defence weapons.

It's called Frankensteining, I believe. They "Frankenstein" dialogue from out of context snippets.