His only job is to provide opinion. His opinions are those of an arsehole. Seems reasonable to bin him. If he built cars, did it well and then got fired for being a dick then I see your point but he isn't paid for anything other than public speaking and he apparently can't do that.

I'm amazed that people pay for porn from hotels It's not a commodity that you can't get on your own and it must make check out excruciating. Especially if you're the husband of a UK politician and you charge it to your wife's expense account. (That actually happened. Never forget)

Oh Hell, did we just create a 'For Your Consideration'?

Is she though? She sells a lot but I don't think she's a respected artist.

Craft beer enthusiasts

Ditto Twitter

Prison? For that? I would have expected more of a press outcry over that.

Fuck Spanish bureaucracy. For work you need a 'padron'. Now, the only ID they will accept is a driving licence or a passport. I cannot get one because my passport expired in February. I can't afford to renew it and if I could it would take a month. I'm having to flog paperwork to stay in work. My passport still is my…

I don't mind Resurrection . 3 is still better than Prometheus but that's not saying much. I didn't like it on first watch and tried it again and raised that to hate

So was Michael Biehn.

In unrelated sad news English Comedian Victoria Wood has died at 62. Feckin' cancer is really on a shitty roll this year

Counterpoint: it was confusingly shot with indistinguishable bald guys running around in the dark. Ripley having a family was a fine backstory. You wouldn't get into that job without needing the money for family or being slightly off (that spoke to me)
Why was Ripley falling into bed with a guy? She hadn't done that…

Alien 3 …… Yeah, you know the fantastic rescue that formed the last half hour of a classic film? Well, she died on the way back to her home planet.

"Norwegian comedy"

Why can't people meet their partners in a sensible way. Like on a revolving dancefloor in a nightclub that's a converted cruise ship. (True story)

Not openly, no.

This is El Dan's time to shine!

He doesn't seem that pleased about it.

That cabin's too small. It's practically a dollhouse

Didn't he make Bugger all? They had something on here about him getting more money from Dr Horrible