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Naw, if the beast thing is chasing them at speed with a knife then it'll…… bastard. Goddamn it Hocken .

Phonebooth was pretty good. Now I don't know whether to watch this or not.

So…..I'll put you down as a maybe?

No offense, but it is nice to know if my daughter goes on a night out she almost certainly won't see a fight, never mind be in one.
Can't really say that for the Toon.

That also applies if you're a sex worker.I don't think HobbesMkii is but…..

Having emigrated, I regularly get asked "Do you not think about going back?"
My horrified expression usually answers quite eloquently.

Mr Herzog, did you want to direct it?

That '……no with a knife' joke was definitely the best of 2015.

They'll manage. Both of them.

errr…yes?

There's nothing more guaranteed to induce atheism than reading that thing.

I bet the Venn diagram of people who see this movie and people who've actually read the bible is two circles.

"I've jumped out of bigger,badder things than trees." I love a bit of nonchalant badassery. Cool. She's so fun in The Hateful Eight as well.

No one can say,that you do not have friends?

You have my sympathies.

It's a horror film that calls horror fans idiots- to their faces- while being a horror film.
It's having your cake and stabbing it.

So you can check that both versions of Funny Games are a load of up-themselves bloody rubbish?

I could see a gay Nathan still creating what, in his head, is his property. His defining characteristic is arrogance, not misogyny. The male 'rutting stag' thing with Caleb and Nathan could still be a factor.

Having said that, I don't think it would cause major script upheaval to make Caleb gay and Ava 'Alvin'. As long as they were still hot and vulnerable looking it still works. The AI uses attraction and the urge to protect someone to use Caleb. Not a uniquely hetero thing.