I was going to ask which one but there's only one 'Goddamn' Steve Mcqueen.

This one really flew under my radar. I saw the title on the homepage and thought "Is it a show or a film? Ohhh….it's one of the best picture nominees. Live and learn"

No, those too. You couldn't drag me in to a romance or any comedy where the trailer voice says "Jack is an ordinary guy …."
Still need more secret agent/wizards/astronauts played by POC. And not just the friends of the main white guy.

Have you got any left? Because it looks like it was good gear.

I'm 38 and I think she's bloody excellent. Am I doing this wrong?

A victim of 'peak tv' for me, this one. Lost interest in season 3 because it was so unfocused. If there weren't so many other options I might have hung in there.

The eyes say no, but the moustache says yes yes.

The Eddie Redmayne effect.

I'm not particularly keen on seeing movies about 'normal' people of any colour. If there's not something exceptional or at least unusual about them why are you telling me?

What are the odds of that happening, am I right?

There's definitely a redundant word in there.

Kinky. You're hired.

So is instagram just a way to sit through the holiday photos of people you've never actually met?

And replace the word 'dog' with 'son'.

When I got up this morning this had been up for an hour and had 3 comments.
Now I see there's still less comments than a newswire about an obscure indie band and 90% of them are variants on "What the fuck is this shit?"

*makes note for scriptwriters*

Alright you got me. But can you blame me for not wanting the credit for Lucifer?

Hey, I may a loser and poverty stricken but….I forget my point.

If you can't see the difference, I'm not sure I can explain it to you.

Direct Line. You wonder if Tarantino has seen them, seeing as he's doing them in character as Winston Wolf.