“How to use new setting: Go into settings and select it, if it exists”

I can’t wait to get lost and frustrated at the monkeys in the “I just can’t wait to be king” segment of The Lion King..

This is also a good PSA to remind folks that Ingrid Goes West is terrific and is definitely worth checking out.

$40 seems a lot of money to use bluetooth headphones with a fucking device that already has some form of bluetooth to connect the controllers and joycons.

I left the Evangelical tradition after the election of 45, when it became clear to me that nobody believed a damn word of the holy book they claimed to be central to their life. Still a Christian, but not Evangelical.

Eh. Somehow, I lived through the great social panics over rap (and Tipper Gore’s eventual push to implement those lovely “Parental Warning: Explicit Content” stickers on albums), Mortal Kombat (seriously, Congressional hearings over that shit), and DOOM without ever developing the desire to harm anyone.

...and I was a…

Here’s a better fake punch illustrating what Xbox feels like right now, it’s even color correct.