Wear nitrile gloves when dealing with garlic or onions. Everyone will thank you.

Create a written budget.

Bought that stupid Instant Pot LAST NIGHT. Asshats at Amazon won’t do a price adjustment, and it’s already shipped so I can’t cancel.

Bought that stupid Instant Pot LAST NIGHT. Asshats at Amazon won’t do a price adjustment, and it’s already shipped…

I can see the driver picking up the rental truck: “Hell no I don’t want the insurance!”

What pops into my head with this app is a situation where there’s an active shooter and the kid is hiding. The parent texts the kid and the phone starts blaring an alert, leading the shooter to where the kid is hiding.

When this update was first pushed out, in the iOS software you COULD NOT skip setting this up. If you didn’t want to set it up, your Alexa app just sat on the “enter your phone number” screen. Amazon quickly realize this error, and pushed another update the next day. I wonder how many people blindly set it up.

The William B. Hartsfield-Latoya Jackson Intergalactic Spaceport, Wig Emporium, and Chicken Finger Museum

My mom always told me to count your pills and make sure they look like what they’re supposed to. CVS consistently shorts the pills in one of my prescriptions (the last time was only short 12 pills, but it’s been short by 90 before). Take one of the pills and describe it in the Google search box and you should see…

From what I can tell, pretty much every skill gets crap reviews but I think that’s just because of the current nature of the product (you have to say very specific words to get them to work). I’ve never seen a skill that costs money, so try them out and if they don’t work you’ve lost nothing.

Yes, you do. Unfortunately it never understands “at Atlanta” so it doesn’t work for me.

Yeah, I absolutely rolled my eyes when I saw they quoted him.

McLaren should have a lifetime warranty because there’s a clock on the dash and that makes it a watch like Bulova.

Looking at mine here in Atlanta, Georgia, I strangely cannot run for Mayor of Atlanta or the city council (both of which are up this year and the filing window has not passed), but I CAN run for West Chicago City Council Ward 1 (both seat 1 and seat 2).

As someone who used to work for a regional group of TV stations and was responsible for things like this, it’s important to point out that once the contract expires, unless the local station grants permission for Directv (or Comcast, or Charter, or whoever) to continue to carry the channel, the cable/satellite company…

Those headlights and taillights on the GS7 just SCREAM “Wagon Queen Family Truckster”

Interesting to see more changes from Evernote. I deactivated my account when they limited me to something like 2 devices max. I just use Microsoft Word now. Works great on my Mac, PC, iPhone, and iPad, and it’s free from my employer.

For AT&T, after a single line uses 22GB of data, usage MAY be throttled FOR THAT LINE ONLY.

This is, and always will be, the iFonzie.

I love how in the video Albert Einstein pulls the theory of general relativity out of his ass.

For only $10, when driving from San Antonio to Dallas next month I can add 10 minutes to the drive by taking the toll road.