the venn diagram of people reading lifehacker and playing “Farming Tractor Real Harvest Simulator” are two circles that don’t touch

Many happy peoples must not wonder why app description in broken English says fancy things that make confusion.

This kind of shit always leads to a crash.

Camper Van Driving

These are some killer titles!

These are all about piloting a vehicle of some sort or another.

It’s not possible to be embarrassed when you’re dead.

Hominidist, maybe.

An insult to sentient beings everywhere.

The last one captures him perfectly.

Maher doesn’t sue, Maher gets sued. :-)

Now Bill Maher’s gonna sue you for stealing his bit.

His gut is so good that there’s no way he’d ever have a failing business of any kind under his belt. Never a bankruptcy, or a fake school scam, or an apt building that didn’t allow black people.  Because his gut warned him about those things.  Just like it warned him not to run for president because he’ll be in way…

That’s an insult to apes 

It’s amazing that you live in a world where Stephen Colbert is a bitter, angry, stupid loser and Trump is the opposite of those things. For instance, I’m pretty sure even homeless guys are happier than Trump, for God’s sake.