I’ve got to admit, I’m less offended than I am just feeling a combination of disblief and hilarity. The idea someone actually deliberately designed this blows my mind.

That is absolutely beautiful. 

Oh ffs 80 hours is too long, too. Can we please get back to 15-20 hour games? I'm so tired of every game needing to be a lifelong affair nowadays.

AAA devs please stop

Uh oh, we’re 400 hours short of our game length quota.

Nope... too long for me. I can’t stop myself from trying to complete as much as I can of side quests and whatnot. It’s slowed down my time with AC Odyssey so much that I keep finding it hard to return to. I end up being pulled away from the story for so long that I eventually just give the game up.

I didn’t go that way at all, because unfortunately it seems like companies are more worried about protecting people like that than anything else, and seemingly always after the fact.

I hate to break it to you dude, but if the majority of the customers in the restaurant are raising a ruckus that the food is burnt, it prolly means the chef is drunk in the back, and most of the food is burnt. Just because they somehow didn’t manage to burn yours doesn’t mean every other diner is doing something wrong…

This game running like trash on 600 dollar graphics cards is only one of it's many many problems. I hope you're young, because any adult spending this much time defending massive corporations is kind of scary.

You’re in good company when your ratings are ugly.

Did you seriously feel a need to write this article? Why? Whether a small development studio is all male or all female or what-have-you does not matter. Your statement of, “So, presumably, the founder had met at least a couple of women who were skilled enough to work at one of the highest-profile video game companies…

OK everybody!  We changed the video game cowboy’s name!  Problem solved!  Please resubscribe to WoW?

I suggest Looty McLootcrate

Hoping I’ll be able to pick it up for $5 in a year like I did with Anthem.

So can we all be honest with the fact that a) Beyond Good and Evil, while certainly an interesting game at the time, is overrated and had very little impact on the medium.

Does anyone know if this is a BabyZone video? I’m not sure if it is a BabyZone video. It might be, but I can’t say for sure its a BabyZone video.

EA: “But what if we had Ghost Games make this, but we force them to use Frostbite, an engine that was definitely not designed for racing games, and we implement loot boxes for boosters and pod skins? And Sebulba rubber bands like a motherfucker? You’d buy it because ‘Star Wars’, right? Now this is pod racing.”

If you enjoyed this article then you really should check out Jason’s book Blood, Sweat, and Pixels. Good on him for not plugging it here (beyond in his bio) but Super Plumber Adventure makes its debut in that book and works super well as a framing device for good, educational material like this.

I don’t get this. Why would you ask for your money back from the theater? They didn’t make the movie and they certainly didn’t make you pay to watch it. If anything, ask for your money back from the studio. The theater did their job of providing you access to the movie. If their delivery was flawed (bad sound, picture…