Everyone's a target. Sherrod Brown is also up in 18. Offhand I can't think of a degenerate Ohio celebrity to run against him but I'm sure they'll figure something out. Springer's a Democrat so that won't work.

Forgive me… 3 foot 9 in a 6 foot hole.

Nonsense, his doctor says he's "the most healthy person ever."

As well as the esteemed Senator from Law and Order.

Sure, but the context here is governance.

The actors are a year older every season, might as well work around that.

You can't "treat people kind" and "jerk people's chains" simultaneously. Pick one.

The Americans is highly recommended. Just started it but I'm watching like 10 episodes a night and I can't stop.

The prevent offense.

I'm getting an anti-virus threat notice every time I click on an AV Club page. Not good.

The song is about deportation, so it's relevant again.

For a Reagan-era kid, these movies were a glimpse into a happier time which had disappeared before I was old enough to notice. I also wasn't old enough to notice all the things wrong with them.

Sorry, everything went into a bloodline trust.

I'm not sorry.

He really looked like a dead animal, with his legs hanging just so. I was more disturbed than amused.

That's what I'm getting at though. I don't go to concerts for the gymnastics any more than I go to football games to hear Tom Brady play trumpet.

As I recall, no one believed the Pats would be allowed to lose that 2002 super bowl. Not after the NFL had inexplicably put them in it with the tuck rule fiasco.

That was my first exposure to her. Impressive, if not my style. Better songwriting than is typical for the genre. Whenever I see concert footage that looks like a circus from Star Wars, I can't help wondering if maybe more effort could have gone into composing and arranging the music.

Her ground game was getting told to fuck off, months before the election. Brooklyn HQ didn't care. Ground game can't create enthusiasm where none exists, can't make people buy into policies they don't like.

None of that matters though. Contemporary observers praised Hitler's freeways too, they were nice freeways and pretty soon everyone was building them. That doesn't make freeways Hitler-y.