When he accused someone literally risking his life to save trapped children of pedophilia I started to actively hate him.

He’s like a knock off Lex Luthor but without the charm, wit, or capability.

no corner office could make me feel more like a king than I do now rolling into a c-suite meeting with basketball shorts on after taking a nap on the couch in my home office!

Poor Jalopnik. https://jalopnik.com/this-is-the-best-takedown-of-the-speed-kills-myth-you-1302382244

Always mock millionaire dipshits.

It turns out that a lot of people just don’t like the taste of alcohol but still want to get a buzz on.

I wondered how long it would take for consumers to sour on their business model of buying used cars and charging thousands of dollars more than brick and mortar dealerships. Carvana is the Ticketmaster of used cars.

“National treasure”? Rein it in, Rima. She’s a manufactured celebrity Disney is trying to make happen. How shocking she’s promoting “Utah culture.” Kurt Cobain had to die to get a documentary, but every commercial break there’s an ad for this person’s biopic and I’m not even sure she has an album yet.

Religion is for idiots and Mormonism gives Scientology a race for its money on the stupid scale.

I’ll bite. The S&P 500 the market is down 10.8% from 6 months ago. Nasdaq down around 23.5%. So nowhere near your 60% drop. Yeah, you can cherry pick individual stocks to find big losses... you have been able to do that for as long as stock markets have existed. A well balanced portfolio is not down 60%.

The Dow hasn’t lost 50% of it’s value in the last 6 months.

PILES of stocks that neophyte investors and seemingly ALL of the crypto is down like that though. Which suggests that those burned neophytes are getting out of the market.

When neophytes get burnt, hard? They do not easily or maybe never, come back. (At least…

“the story goes like this: it’s Halloween 1988"

What are you smoking, 150k a year new grad? Maybe in highly specific places and roles.

So we force pilots to retire at 60 but we let walking corpses run the government?

That’s actually easy to answer...

Lindsey is a hollowed out meat puppet whose petrified husk has had more hands shoved into it than a display model Power Glove.

What rock have you been living under?

What does being annoyed by lame ass boomer jokes have to do with political affiliation? 

The tacky as hell Russian yacht guy is thinking …

I’m waiting for the “Should have been released on Linux, much better gaming platform than Windows.”

It’s not so bad for Heard, but bad for the ACLU. Even if ghostwriting is common, this isn’t really the shit the ACLU should be doing, and with the entire right wing constantly waiting for the organization to fuck up, the ACLU should be trying to be Caesar’s wife, not getting into this mudpit. She could have found a…