Don’t try to convince Boomers they’re getting old.

Just let the market repeatedly tell them, and laugh when they complain about it on auto forums :)

You could say it that way.

Or you could say ‘star of daytime television Valerie Bertinelli’s son Wolf’ ;)

The correct service is to present the actual Pringles can to the table service. Nothing makes quite a statement like a .50c can of Processed Potato Powder next to a $50 spoon and a $200 tin.

Sour Cream and Onion is the *best* option.

Bring on the haters.

You just feel the care and attention they put into each organic hemp based baggie.

It’s weird how so many NY’ers got behind this guy because... he’s a minority and he might *not* actually be a Jersey resident?

Like, this Mayoral race had national attention for a cycle, and *this* is the best chuckle-fuck you could find in the City that Never Sleeps?

You could have 100$ a month Broadband in your shithole rural district, but your neighbors have a terrible tendency to vote for the idiots who like protecting corporate profits at the expense of service quality.

Maybe don’t pin your hopes and dreams on a megalomaniacal robber-baron egotist. The ‘we don’t have good…

Each of those 40 has now already burned up in the atmosphere, or is in the process of doing so.

Ask one of those engineers how they feel about removing a ‘redundant’ safety system from a device that directly impacts the health and safety not only of the user but the people in the immediate vicinity.

Just ask.

You want to add bots into your sex life, that’s one thing.

If your sex life consists entirely of them, though, that’s quite another...

Yes.

This person sent real money to a ‘Kickstarter/Crypto’ thing and is mad it was a complete scam.

Because neo-Gawker isn’t actually about real news, it’s about clicks and hype?

Why do you think they keep peddling 5G/FAA articles? It’s complete bullshit but it generates links!

Soooooo we’re just giving a shitty lobbying arm of the Pilot’s Union carte blanche here?

The FAA has shown *0* actual evidence of this shit, and believe it or not, other countries have 5G already and PLANES AREN’T FALLING OUT OF THE SKY! GASP!

The FAA is pulling the same shit they did in the early 00's regarding having…

The FAA has been making singularly unfounded claims of ‘potential’ interference for months. They have yet to demonstrate any actual evidence of interference; it’s pure conjecture.

Great Editors around here >.>

This is really the reason Union efforts are non-starters in most IT shops - there’s *far* too much money to be made for people who are competent.

But it gets clicks, and it means he turned in a complete byline from a boring Reorg email and some tinfoil hat conjecture.

Isn’t that what Journalism is?

The timing here is certainly interesting, though.

Really, in most cases, it is that simple.

Dude had his day in court to prove the Big Bad Company was up to something, and the judge reacted like he was talking about the Pedophiles in the basement of a pizza parlor.

When the Actual Justice System tells you to get the fuck out of a kids playground, you should probably…

That’s a lot of words to talk about how you had personal dealings with some crazies in a really shitty Ultima knockoff, and that instead of just walking away from whatever the fuck happened in a game, you either observed or pursued (not sure from narrative) legal action against what are effectively pretty sad old…

Dude is a grown-ass adult being told by the Court system to get the fuck away from a kids game.

A videogame franchise is not the same thing as a platform.