Jiminy Jillickers!

I get the impulse, but by that logic we all deserve Trump and Pence too. TX is basically the model of what's going on nationwide. Urban centers are being held hostage by the will of smaller rural populations.

They even went full Frank Rizzo and called him "sizzle chest" he still didn't get it.

This really is true. Red Staters rely on the federal government to bat down all this crazy shit being passed by our state houses. Trump's victory not only emboldened these yahoos but now the Supreme Court has been weakened to counter all this bullshit.

Ha, Trump's cabinet is being owned by not knowing how to use caller Id.

We've fallen through what I thought was the floor, on through to the basement, to some sort of sinkhole under the house.

Judging from the video above he doesn't even understand that Tom Price, a cabinet member and former congressman, has nothing to do with the current vote being held in the Senate.

It's a crowd of 40,000 people, if a few hundred are cheering it will be picked up by the mics.

Investigate 311!

. . . and don't get me started on citations. Citations can eat dong.

He obviously got tired of being peppered with questions.

I think it's cool with God as long as it's not your neighbor's wife.

The price is not that bad. My problem is that doesn't look like very heavy duty glass. I had a similar looking one that cracked after I rinsed it with warm water and then added ice cubes. These could basically be the Beats by Dre of bongs.

I thought beer was disgusting the first time my dad gave me a sip, and look at me now!

They do breakfast taquitos and the chicken honey butter biscuit for breakfast, and coffee.

Their main selling point over any of those places is that all of them are open 24/7. If you could grab a cheeseburger and a chocolate shake at 4:00 am on a Tuesday at Smashburger I might agree with your statement.

The slogan is actually a anti-littering campaign. So the consequences are actually a small fine. Or a large fine if you dump an old fridge in someones yard, or something.

I can see that. "Yahoo" is usually what I scream as I'm climaxing.

Now there is a message that would've gotten middle America out to the polls.

He should have had that meeting out in international waters.