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Has she been asking about me? *straightens hair

Me too, but much less in my face than my abs, chest and arms.

When I was younger I would always get strangers telling me I looked like Bud Bundy (David Faustino). Recently, every time I shave clean someone tells me I look like Jason Sudeikis. I kinda see it in the shape of my head/face but I'm pretty sure I'm shorter.

Harvey Firestein?

I saw a man on the street video where they asked people in London to talk like an American. I think 80% of them did John Wayne, the other 20% did Spicoli.

I remember when she was on WTF she actually made it a point to say that she doesn't smoke or drink so she doesn't like to hang out with other comedians. I kinda admire that workman-like approach but it probably doesn't win you many friends (or make you particularly funny). I bet that WWII joke is a doozy, though.

Ha, I remember when I resisted the advent of cell phones and the cashless society. Soon I'll be ordering beer to be delivered by drone through my home microphone and I can't wait!

Ironically enough, in Ken Burns' Jazz they talk about how this law was used to shut down the jazz clubs in Harlem where whites would commingle with blacks. So they wouldn't let people find out what the jazz was all about.

The guy could've paid his taxes, but why broth-er?

The one detail is the filling up the sinus and mouth with crazy glue. That really doesn't fit in with the whole bungled robbery narrative. That was someone that took time with Ennis' body afterwards, and someone particularly sadistic. That's the detail has always made me think that the whole Maurice thing is…

Well, the good thing is I can be absolutely sure I never gave them any of my money. I'm still stung by the memory of all the 5 dollar foot longs that I bought.

Is self-loathing a regional term for cream gravy?

God rest his smutty soul.

Get one of them air fryers. Surely air can't be bad for you.

The Other Guys is a much funnier movie but if the qualification is the movie she can watch with her kids then I guess there could be worse choices.

I may be admitting to being a sociopath here, but Dennis is my surrogate when I watch that show. Goddammit.

Canadians of Cuban decent?

It's a loaded word. Go to google and type in "field slave" and come back and tell me what the second search result says. The word has a connotation in that context. Also, how are cooks and maids lazy? It's just a different type of busting you're ass. The phrase is actually usually associated with being docile or a…

That's not really how I read the joke. The congressman invited him to come work in the "field", which was already kind of a loaded word to describe doing farm work. He responds by saying that he's not hardy enough to work in the field he would be better off working "in the house". It's self deprecating not…