Last week when we played the Mariners the local announcers would not stop talking about the goddamn grasshoppers. They even made the sideline anchor go and grab a bag (cup?). She ate two and they acted like it was the grossest thing they had ever seen. Never mind that there are several restaurants in town that have…

The Player Haters Ball and Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories basically enshrines him among the best sketch comedians of all time. I also always loved Samuel L and himself voicing the two white gangster on The Boondocks.

I'm pretty sure the photo op is the only part of the job that this guy understands.

For some reason sitting in a parking lot and waiting for my food is different than going through a drive thru. They're also kinda like Dairy Queen in that their desserts and shakes are pretty good but their burgers and hot dogs aren't that great.

The credit sequence was a shot of an inflatable Statue of Liberty. So they certainly keep hinting at it.

I think it's implied that they are just changing out the gas caps. First, the junk yard guy points out that the blue ones fit all GM's. Then the guy in Mike's drive way just put the tracker into a different car. Remember the station wagon was left in pieces.

He's setting up Cinnabon on some worker's comp scam.

I watched the last episode of before the new episode started. I forgot the detail that Jimmy had gone into the copy shop right after Chuck hit his head and that Ernesto had covered for him by saying that he had called him. I think Chuck suspects that Ernesto will go to Jimmy with the information. For some reason I…

Anyone else catch the old lady throwing lily of the valley into the list of flowers used in the wedding?

Eh Salvatore, look who it is! It's Mr. Kookalamanza and some really ugly kid!

It's funny to put together an overview the Fox News audience just based on their advertising demographics. Boner pills, hair loss treatments, arthritis medication, sleep aids, gold coin investment scams, reverse mortgage scams, Shirley Temple DVD collections, term life insurance, anti-malware software (that is almost…

I don't necessarily agree but I think this is part of it. Contrition, or at least an attempt at seeming contrite to the public, is what people are looking for. Mike Tyson, for example, seemed like a completely different person when he got out of prison (well, except for biting Holyfield's ear). My opinion of Tyson as…

I can almost see Trump pulling a George Sr. and circling the outside of a water tower to prove that miles and miles of the wall have already been constructed. Except he'll keep passing Kellyanne Conway instead of Buster.

It works with any punk record from the 80's too, well except the whole Russia dynamic.

I'm a little late, but yeah, I'm not making that up:

"Our country is going to hell".

That is basically why Stand Your Ground laws are just bad policy. Especially, in this case where no other credible witnesses saw the altercation with their own eyes. The burden of proof is now on the state to prove a negative, the person was NOT in immediate danger, and the only other person capable of providing a…

So this has more laughs than Juwanna Mann but fewer laughs than Blue Chips. Got it.

I agree with you in principle, but Pandora's Box is already open. There are more guns in this country than people. At this point, I would settle for a concerted effort to keep them out of the hands of the criminally insane.

I'm guessing you're being factious. Is he afraid of planes or something?