And he's definitely been to China. Maybe he can call Yao Ming to verify that the sun rose way earlier in China than it did in Atlanta.

Shaq may actually make for a less believable scientist than Denise Richards.

Exactly, we're living in the post-factual age. Shaq's anecdotal experiences driving in his car are just as valid a form of evidence as the people that have spent lifetime studying it. Never mind that illegal immigration is slowing on it's own let's spend billions of dollars on a wall. My belief that this will solve…

I guess they didn't have RAB DAR GAB where he grew up. He could be swimming in dollars by now, oh right.

Dr. Bumquist, do you think the anthropologist Margaret Mead's strange behavior of late could be explained by a private marijuana addiction?

That's totally right. Funny that the less flamboyant gay dude didn't register in my immediate memory of the show.

There was an comedy series on HBO in the mid 80's called Brothers about a retired football player who owned a sports bar. I remember that it had a pretty prominent gay character but he was a swishy Paul Lynde type mostly played for laughs in contrast to the other manly characters.

I remember thinking John Ritter and Don Knots were hilarious but in retrospect so much of the humor that was based on double entendres and sexual references totally went over my young head. When these shows were revived in the early Nick at Nite era (maybe around 1990?) I had more than a few "ah-a" moments about…

Snoop isn't protecting his hearing.

I moved here from Puerto Rico in the 80's and that exact batch of reruns was my first exposure to "English speaking" TV.

I can't remember if Greedy Gretchen ever actually appeared on screen or if there was just a few episodes that Larry and Jack were trying to land a date with her. But yeah, Lana was the proto-cougar.

And Jessica Walters played Jack's mother in law in Three's A Crowd.

He would've been cool with it if Snoop had used a silencer.

I'm holding out hope for something a little quicker than cancer.

Manhattan keep on making it, Brooklyn keep on taking it . . .

I'm The Wiz and nobody beats me!

The CIA is probably used to sifting through hours of masturbation footage before getting into anything useful.

That's a pretty good imitation of one of these flat earth bozos. You even cited Youtube as a scholarly source, nice touch.

I'll go a step further with this hot take: Cale's run of solo records in the 70's with Paris 1919, Vintage Violence and Fear was better than anything Reed produced as a solo artist.

With the exception of Cale none of these guys (or Nico) would have been considered technically proficient musicians at the time. I almost want to slap myself for typing this but, this record is a pure unfiltered artistic expression. This record was not made with an audience in mind it's just the record they wanted to…