In all fairness you can't raise a child in that apartment. Frank's toe knife should be no where near a toddler.

The one question left unanswered this season was whether or not Dee and Charlie were still secretly hooking up. This seems to indicate that it was no longer going on but I couldn't help to see the subtext of her also being hurt by him actually hooking up with The Waitress.

Would you prefer discussing the declining ratings for The Apprentice again?

This is generally true for comics but usually the opposite for musicians. Nobody ever said Aerosmith did their best work once they got off heroin.

Also, in every other form of insurance (car insurance, general liability, personal umbrella, worker's comp) a good 75% of the cost is due to medical cost from bodily injury. I recently started doing business with a company from Spain who erect scaffolding for commercial construction sites. They were absolutely…

You're giving three card monte a bad name!

Dog torture is a pretty high bar to clear. She could straight up murder someone and I would still have a slightly more favorable opinion of her.

Especially considering that the new Cheetos Mix Up's have green and red cheetos. Orange is not a color exclusive to Cheetos. That assumption is practically racist.

Either way, those guys would spit out their grog at the thought of a bunch of morons, who couldn't find the North Star if their life depended on it, doubting that the earth was round.

Bring a book and flashlight and illustrate that if the earth was flat everyone on earth would have sunset at the same time. Explain that different hemispheres see different stars at night. Ask them what the map looks like. Where is the equator/prime meridian? Why do time zones exist? Are we west of Australia/Japan?…

Ferdinand Magellan

In all fairness, the explosion of population in Austin over the last decade has been because of an influx of people largely from New York and California. They are not native dudebros they are just adapting to their surroundings.

This is so stupid it hurts my brain.

I just tie my fit bit around my balls it's practically the same thing.

He also claimed last week that the national deficit is down is his first month in office. Even though fiscally we're still on Obama's clock his fiscal year doesn't start until October. This guy really thinks he was handed a mess and has single-handedly fixing everything.

I don't even want to know what his course concentration was there.

He learned about pork barrel spending from the Wendy's Baconator.

We didn't all go to Gudger College!

#Fakenews

I would gladly eat at Bohemian Grove during the Cremation of Care before sitting down with this ill-mannered lummox.