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This guy has claimed since 2000 that the Bush, Clinton and Obama were all part of the same secret cabal of Illuminati/Bilderburg/Tri-Lateral Commision/Rand Corp/Reverse Vampires, or whoever he thinks is really "in control". No matter who was in office, they were part of it, they were in on it. The most alarming thing

We put a reality TV star in the White House. At this point politics and entertainment have become a "you put chocolate in my peanut butter, you got peanut butter on my chocolate" type situation.

"I thought it was one of the most appalling things I have ever seen. There were two gentlemen in cages on either side of the stage with fake Uzis…
There were, a, Jesus it, it was unbelievable. And when I see somebody who's wearing one of their shirts I think that they're scum too."

No, but most of us are frustrated comedy writers so we cannot pass up the opportunity to comment.

From now on I'll only be able to masturbate to one of her scenes if it involves 3 or more people.

My heart sunk a little when he casually agreed that bathroom bills are a "reasonable" way to protect women. I chose to interpret that as him agreeing that at least he wasn't making up that argument (reasonable, but not correct). However, this is entertainment. The shows greatest moments are not when Maher takes on a

I have to give him recognition for that too. All of last year any time someone joked about Trump's likelihood of winning he always countered that and asked people to take that likelihood seriously.

I just don't see that it is his job as the host to do the eviscerating. His job is to keep the show moving. He was right to leave it to Wilmore to deal the blow. Any thinking person can see that Milo's opinions are dog shit. In fact, here we are a week later and it was Milo's own words that did him in. Shine the light

I have a friend like Proops he actually gets hyper and giddy when he smokes I think THC just effects him differently.

I've seen Mars Volta and ANTIMASQUE live and they have been great but their records never really made it into my regular rotation the way the ATDI records did. Hope this is a return to form but I'm still more excited to see them back together live.

Proops is on the other end of the spectrum from Jack Black. I'm amazed how much that dude can smoke and still be so sharp off the cuff.

Except if the other contestant was Samm Levine. That dude was born to play that game.

C'mon dude, the proper reference here was the "man-hands" episode. It was right under your nose.

I like the spirit of the idea and all, but if memory serves this movie was not very good. I'm not even doing the whole "the book was way better" thing, it just didn't do much for me.

I haven't even had time to let my goatee grow out.

Could he be any more presidential? Hello!?

That's my favorite Godspeed!You Black Emperor album.

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

The first time I ever threw up from alcohol was a heady mix of Boone's Farm and Zima. This is probably the worst example of mixing liquors making someone sick.

I think hip hop has made some progress in making champagne and rose "manly drinks".