No, a few of those words have more than 3 syllables.

An Reagan, back when we only suspected that our that our leaders were crippled by a cloud of dementia. At least he never tongue bathed Russian leaders.

Not Republicans? That seems oddly straight forward. Am I not going to be able to sign up for health care if I don't vote Republican?

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work.

Trump saves those adjectives for Asians.

I think it's the line-o-rama style popularized by Apatow. Where you can tell they literally go through 100 takes of different jokes and then edit together the funniest (usually banking more on outrageous than funny). In the hands of good improvisers it can work, but when it sucks it really sucks.

I'm way more fatigued with Dirty Grandpa and that brand of broad "gross out" comedy than stuff like this.

It's like some bizarro affirmative action for billionaires.

I gotta give Triple H an A+ for execution. Spitting out water as he went over the ropes was a nice touch. Great showmanship.

That's not a thumbs up, it's that pen he always holds.

When two British people have internet beef it's still far too polite to be considered ownage.

Probably the hardest fictional read that I had in college, the constant change of narrator and point of view, the jumping around in time, the colloquial language. If we didn't follow every few chapter with an extensive lecture I wouldn't have understood it at all.

I'll actually buy the argument that Beyonce is more of a performer and Adele is more of an accomplished musician (I think that's what that word salad was trying to convey) but what does that have to do with winning a Grammy?

It would certainly add an exciting reality show vibe to the whole proceedings.

They also keep telling me that hassling travelers at the airport and building some wall is going to keep me safe against things that present absolutely no threat to me what so ever. These people have no idea what dignity and bravery look like.

Are they ever going to finish that Carlito's Way song?

I was about to say it sounds like is NOFX or some 90's era Fat Records bands.

I don't think people outside Texas know about Plucker's, but yes, this is the correct answer to this argument.

There's a bar/pub near my place that has pretty decent food but I swear to god that every waiter is trying out their material on me. To the point where they will repeat the same lines to a nearby table. I get that they have to have some patter with the table but I could do without the cheesey jokes.

Nah, annoying the ever living shit out of this clown is enough. We don't have to parse out the minutia of whether or not it changes anything.