You're not nearly as charming as drunk Joe Namath.

A steady drip of water can bore through rock.

. . . and Snake Juice was actually a high end quality product.

Only if you play as Charles Oakley.

Yes, but this dildo had a tiny doll fist at the end.

This isn't making pizza better, it's making chicken parm worse.

There are two people on in Washington that have been on Wrestle-Mania on the receiving end of Stone-Cold Stunner, and one of them is the President. I think we have completely blurred the lines between what is political and what is pop culture. It will only get vaguer from here on out.

I kinda see this as a giant middle finger to all of us and I think he is perfectly justified. He shoveled shit for us for 8 years and we paid him back by electing a bunch of idiots intent on undoing everything he accomplished. What exactly do you expect him to do?

I can wait to see Trump brand Truck Nutz on store shelves.

I'm a little disappointed that there is no Colt 45 on the table.

The only thing I got from that book was how to shave points on a college basketball game.

I'm by no means a fan, but W was a two term Governor of the second largest state (Texas has the GDP of a small country). As far as qualifications go, that's miles ahead of some loudmouth from TV who insults everybody.

Well, it used to. This election was a complete anomaly when it came to conventional wisdom. A large segment of the population simply voted to fire bomb the federal government. I don't think most of us saw that coming.

She's right, she ain't much on speeches.

Obama gave them the list of countries!

Pfft, so you're going soft on the Italians? What a cuck.

The last time we hosted the Super Bowl Janet Jackson's nipple made an appearance so I think we may be amendable to only having male nipples at center stage this time around.

I had to explain golden showers to my seven year old for fucks sake!

I've actually come around to see it the other way. Trump is the only candidate who could've beaten Clinton. Do you really beleive that Cruz, Rubio or Kasich could've beaten Clinton running a conventional campaign? Trump threw out the book and winged it and that seems to be, in large part, what people responded to.

On Breitbart the headline makes it sound like he was defending Trump:
http://www.breitbart.com/bi…