Jesus, the non-consensual genital grabbing on these dates must be off the fucking charts.

Has anybody thought about poor Joe Biden? He's probably dying to go to see the Nuge. No he can't go without being rained down on with boos.

Holy shit! We just discovered Paula Dean's Disqus handle.

She works for The Blaze. Which makes the Fox News look like an actual news channel, by comparison.

It's a little crazy that even acetaminophen is far more dangerous than any cannabinoid.

I actually get a little embarrassed for people that are waaaayyy into the whole "lifestyle" of being a stoner. However, cannabis is showing a lot of possibilities outside of just getting loaded (even though I agree that is 90% of the appeal). Nobody is treating kids with seizures with whiskey. Also let's not pretend…

Especially with vaping/dabbing. The best thing about concentrates is that you really get all the subtleties of the flavors. It sounds like they took some lower grade bud and decided to mask the quality with artificial flavors.

It would just show "I Got The Hook Up" on 10 screens all day.

Now I'm much more interested in reading that rare of copy of The Constitution that Montgomery Burns owns that contains the word "suckers".

Not to be confused with micturate. Which is also a fun word.

Wasn't there an arcade version of this too? Where you just used the A and B button instead of the mat? I remember some guy at the arcade beating this game by holding a pen between his fingers and just mashing the shit out of the buttons. It struck me as a pretty dumb game.

So basically, it sounds like the bumper music on Adult Swim?

You can recreate the scene where the young girl OD's on blow in one of the back rooms.

It will probably get whisked away in hype.

This is kinda the point. For a counter top appliance it really only had a few things it did passably well. The same way a toaster oven is way more useful that single slice toaster. If you have limited counter space always go with the appliance that has the most uses.

You forgot to mention the cheap non-stick coating that scrapped away even with the plastic tool it comes with. Once the non stick surface was gone using it was hopeless.

Next you're going to tell me that my Certificate of Completion from Trump University is totally bunk because I never actually got instruction from a qualified professor.

The way you capitalized Ho in this sentence makes it look like you think Pres. Obama was birthed by a Korean woman named Ho.

I can barely break dance right now.

Remember Timbaland and Magoo? Magoo has a similar voice to Q-Tip but he looks more like a guy that should have that voice.