Communism is the biggest threat to the Western World, that Putin guy is a strong leader and I like how he looks riding a horse shirtless.

If that means my phone will go back to only having a few GB's of memory and that I'm going to lose all the equity in my home again, that really sucks.

For some reason mine is also kinda of a solo road trip ritual. I rarely drink soda but I have loved Cherry Coke since I was a little kid. So my usual set up is Cherry Coke, a bag of hot and spicy pork rind (the Mexican style that still has the greasy layer of skin. . . mmmm), and and a two pack of chocolate-chocolate…

Trump also proved that Kanye's bid to run in 2020 should be taken seriously.

I suppose the next thing your gonna tell me is that I can't watch Friends because Louis Farrakhan has a copyright on the phrase Central Perk?

I tried that. Now I'm stuck with 20 boxes of XXXL Sick of Billary t-shirts. In hindsight I should have ordered more in XXXXXL.

Haha. That's pretty bad considering the video is them literally acting out the lyrics.

If he is taking a tour bus from Dallas to Houston and then San Antonio he is going to pass through a shit ton of cattle ranches.

I was listening to this last night while I went for a bike ride. Somewhere during Mobius there is a moment where Busta kinda messes up this killer verse but just keeps going, but they left it in just like that. For some reason when I heard that I couldn't stop smiling. It occurred to me that these guys saw the writing…

Holy shit, I had seen that they changed the bottles but I didn't realize they were plastic. I live in a nicer neighborhood now. The corner store in my neighborhood only carries malt liquor in tallboys.

It might be more of a cycle because somewhere around 40-45 you leave brown liquor and go back to beer again. When you only drink once a month your stomach will turn on you any time you throw down brown liquor.

In Texas we have Lone Star as the standard cheap beer, but any time I'm east of the Mississippi I star looking for Yuengling.

Steel Reserve tallboy: When you're too classy to get a 40 oz.

It sounds like one of those ironic punishment levels in hell.

Maybe the trick is that it's a veggie patty and not real chicken.

We've got to move these microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliver-y-y-y-y. We've got to move these refrigerators, we've got to move these color TV's . . .

I'm not saying it's an impossibility but it seems unlikely. Bernie supporters were not as politically engaged as some people would like to believe. If they couldn't be bothered to vote to assure a supreme court appointment, or to change the make up of the Senate, then I find it hard to believe that they would've…

If the methodology of those polls were correct then why didn't he win those states in the primaries? If that were correct that would mean that he was far more popular than both of the candidates by a large margin. That just doesn't ring true. Why didn't these Bernie voters who existed in such large numbers at least…

Popularity polls are meaningless. Bernie lost to Clinton in Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and Wisconsin. It's seems counter intuitive that he would have carried all of them as the nominee when he couldn't win them in a primary. Moreover, his supporters demonstrated that they couldn't be counted on to vote so…

They don't need to do any of that. They just need to run Kanye West in 2020. American wants an unstable megalomaniac, that has appeared on TV a few times, and has a hard time censoring himself on Twitter. They want an outsider that has no idea how any of this works. Kanye will be perfect. Sanders and Warren are…