On Christmas Eve I saw him in Santa Monica buying adult size onesie style Christmas print pajamas. The only positive I could come up with was that they must not be for him, because he’d need a boys medium at best.

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

Funny embarrassing story about David Spade: I worked at one of the 3 bars in Big Bear Lake in 2001. This little guy (literally, he’s tiny) brought an underage girl with him and demanded to be let in.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

I mean, Valrhona is pretty darn good chocolate (and expensive in it’s own right— their single origin bars go for around $9). It’s not like it’s automatically terrible just because they didn’t process the beans themselves. They could do a bad job re-melting, flavoring, and processing it, but it’s still a long way from…

Tony Bourdain has always tried to position himself at the cool kids’ table, with his fellow cool guy cooks from NYC, and then rips on pretty much anyone who isn’t a part of that group ... it’s tiresome.

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

Of all the things you could call seasoned mayo, why oh why oh why did he go with “Donkey Sauce?” NO ONE has good thoughts after hearing that.

I used to watch Bourdain’s shows, but I got tired of his pompous attitude. Don’t get me wrong, I think Fieri is a flaming d-bag, it’s just that Bourdain’s the polar opposite, he comes off as an elitist d-bag when he describes the places he visits and the foods that he has eaten. I say give them both chef knives and…

He really did turn into a tool, didn’t he? Too bad- he seemed like a fun guy in his show’s heyday.

I hate mayo on hamburgers, well not a fan of mayo at all, but especially on hamburgers.

Fieri’s schtick notwithstanding, I hope he punches Bourdain in his face and knocks the pompous fuck out.

Regis is a Jesuit high school. The NFL and the Catholic Church: two institutions with sterling records of in-house disciplinary systems!