Hmmm…a celebrity-endorsed cooking appliance from a television commercial is substandard, you say?

There's one side of it where I'm saying "Dude, you're a jerk…you helped this ridiculous reality TV host get elected."

He's not gaining in the polls. The dude is going to lose…badly. It's all marketing to keep you consuming the news media. If they said "it's a blowout…he's going to lose by double digits" you wouldn't be clicking on the headlines and generating ad revenue for those media outlets. So they cite some dubious poll run…

Yeah, god forbid you have knowledge on the subject matter before you try to voice an opinion on it.

I'm not sure just how outraged I'm supposed to be here.

Really, I think this is like a Kaufman-esque release by Fred & Carrie because…well…y'know about stereotypes n' stuff. They're real time savers.

I've been watching about all of these videos and have come to these two valuable and life-changing conclusions:

Not a bad article. Corey *is* a broken human being; spending a chunk of the 80's & 90's up to his eyeballs in some sort of chemical refreshment, being in the Michael Jackson orbit, all that stuff…it's all accumulated. This is the result.

Cue the Hooper X speech from "Chasing Amy"…

OK, so I don't want to get all victim-blaming here, but WHY ARE WOMEN STILL HANGING OUT WITH CHRIS BROWN? At some point you have to shrug your shoulders and say "Well that's a bummer for you". Does anyone really think he's going to "turn over a new stone" and start living like a regular human being?

Endless Summer. It's low budget and it's kind of a documentary, but it's fun and is a perfectly summer-tinged time capsule of the mid 60's.

"Being There" is their most even record…ever. They've had higher artistic highs since then, and the band now is absolutely more talented than they were twenty years ago…but BT is solid front-to-back.

This…this isn't surprising. At all.

The Cure, Weezer, Bob Dylan…all more than just "okay". But hey, AV Club feels like being "cooler than thou", so whatever.

You needed a Harvard study to tell you that the media has gifted Trump with enough free publicity for two presidential campaigns? Seriously? What's the next Harvard study going to be about? Water is wet and fire is probably hot?

You're absolutely right: ALL RELIGION CAN CREATE IDIOTS.

Yeah, but Bourdain should be the goal, not Fieri. Bourdain gets to go to Mozambique and Vietnam and Buenos Aires, eating with locals and in establishments with the country's best chefs. Fieri eats in a truck stop in Pigsknuckle, Arkansas and eats a 3 pound sandwich prepared by a methhead with Hep C.

Yeah, make it lighthearted for the kids. Let's see…put some kind of zany amphibious alien in there that speaks like he just came out of a 1940's minstrel show…hmmm…that'll work…

Oh my god it's Christmas in May. Big BooTAY!

The Boba Fett boss battle in Dark Forces. Terrible.