I’m sorry I couldn’t do for you the thing you could easily have done yourself. Shove a brownie in your face hole and keep my name out of it thereafter.
Love,
John Q Schnipper

Brian Dawkins = 37 interceptions

It’s like a regular poster here was given the “shit on the Patriots and their fans” column for the day because Lindsey was sick or something.

Locals have adorned it with Iggles merch and nicknamed it Deuce Staley.

When I see him, I hear “Baby Bitch”.

Don’t knock Medicare fraud either. His only mistake was to steal millions. Steal billions and they elect you Governor of Florida!

Grow’s lawyers say that it was not a pyramid scheme but instead a “multilevel marketing team.”

Additionally Real Americans are a distinct tribe of white people, native to the lower 48 states who hump the Flag, their guns, Jesus, mayonnaise and their wives in that order. All others who happen to live in the United States should be referred to as Moochers.

I don’t know what I did but later a lawyer gave me a check for $130,000.

He was the grandaddy of them all.

Just turn around and inspect your work before you flush.

Gruden was also all-in on Johnny Football. There’s no way he finishes that deal in Oakland or Las Vegas.

I’ve seen that athlete commercial a total of once, and it cracked me up that the best and most accomplished athlete in it, Leo Messi (don’t even fucking argue with me), doesn’t speak.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

TRUMP: “Well Chris, it’s been such a beautiful, beautiful game. the way that colored ran the oval on that last play was particularly beautiful, it kinda reminded me of what i did on election day, which was a big, huge route. a bigger route than this game—I bet crooked hillary wishes the coloreds would have ran out for…

Lonzo knows who he really answers to, and it isn’t the Lakers. If I were the Lakers, I’d ship him to some place like Portland just to annoy LaVar.

Oh, this is just a prelude to the 0-32 parade scheduled for next year.

Love the parade and that people love the Browns enough to gather in such cold weather by both degree and wind chill (0, -16, respectively). Also they donated $14k to the Cleveland food bank. Kudos!

Apples and oranges since Pete Carroll was actually coaching a professional team in the interim.