Ah, but the gouges, nicks and scrapes (some of them even in the project itself) will give the finished product a junior-high-woodshop feel that is hard to recreate!

@Louis Tovar: No, you're looking at it all wrong - in that case, you're fightin' the man!

@Louis Tovar: Excellent - so now I can pay $15 to correct a design flaw!

@CrymeLord: Two of his three bodies (the current equivalents) would cost more than $10,000 ...

Wait, you mean I've been reading the wrong horoscope all along? Perhaps by now I could have found love, gotten rich, advanced my career and lost 30 pounds had I only been reading the Cancer horoscope instead of Leo. Why have the stars forsaken me?

Black cattle in the snow are my current photographic nemesis ...

@Hello Mister Walrus: isa;oahfk;sdnvpsdhbnanbnmspfeowjdfsopanf... ... sorry, what?

@FodderTheSane: Duh. It's an MP-36, so it obviously has 36 megapixels.

@Y2KGTP: Ah, yes, high-speed dubbing. Oh, the memories!

@HarroChan: Bokeh is the quality of the out-of-field portion of a photo with shallow depth of field. A photo can have shallow depth of field, but still have either good or bad bokeh. Sorry, I just see "bokeh" used incorrectly and it grinds my gears ...

@HarroChan: Mad bokeh or shallow depth of field?

Still no e-mail with password reset instructions.

@lllbarllllcodelll: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

@lllbarllllcodelll: You mean like this:

Regular-sized dragonflies already make a big enough mess when I hit one with my car while traveling 70 mph down the interstate ...

@Adam Yoxall: How can you tell? They pixels ... they're constantly moving!

I think Wingdings would be cool, if for no other reason for another civilization to find my gravestone years from now and hypothesize why my gravestone had unique markings. Maybe in the year 2304, there will be some sort of media featuring me as the "Lost Royal of Continent 4."

And by the forced perspective, I choose to believe the pilot is about to precariously perch his jet on top of a sailboat mast ...

Soooo ... I guess we don't care about dust on our sensors any more, eh? At least as far as home-made solutions go, since I see this has an "opaque film" (dictionary, anyone?) - Saran-Wrap?

@iphonewhisperer: Norelco ads? All I see is these two scantily-clad women. And I'm having thoughts of getting "rooted" or something like that ...